Subway wedgie!

This photo is made even better by the fact that it was on New Jersey transit.  Floss that booty lady!

weekend warrior

Dear MTA:

How about we simplify things and you just tell me the one weekend this year you are planning on running the L? I'm thinking that will probably be easiet for everyone. k, thanks.

-Heather

Saturday Night's Alright (For Pooping)

this was spotted at 28th St. & Broadway N/R stop this past weekend:

normally i'd write something mildly amusing to accompany the picture, but I'm too busy vomiting. 

(thanks to Sean for bravely stopping to snap this pic)

as if you needed another reason to avoid the L train in the morning...

...you can now add crazy raging fat black ladies to the list.

there are so many things to love about this video:

i use the word "love" loosely here to mean amuse, concern, baffle, etc. here's a short list of highlights...

- that some woman is dumb enough to spray mace in the face of another woman while her own child is a mere few inches away
- that the baby stroller goes rolling right off the train and said woman doesn't even notice
- that no one even tries to break this up, everyone just runs away
- the part where the woman in the white has to pick her weave up off the floor of the train (perhaps this incident sheds some light onto this mystery from last year...)
- that this is on the L train
- wait, did that lady really mace that other lady at 9:37am? seriously???

ONLY IN NEW YORK.

(thanks to the lovely and amazing Sara for sending this in!)

Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth

i guess this gray's papaya dog wasn't quite gray enough for her....never fear, a little subway grime should help with that!

thank you to Natalie for sending this in.

Spit shine

Oh, I just love crazies on the subway and the people that ignore them as though nothing is happening.  This guy forgot to visit the cobbler that morning so thought he would do a little spit shine himself.

Um...

My friend James took this, so I'm not entirely sure what's going on here.  I really hope there is a kid under there, otherwise this guy is just a grown man who really likes cartoons of little girls riding the subway.