Using your legs is so 2010

Regarding the last post about the increase in Metrocard price, has everyone else noticed these crazy NYPD segway type thingies in the Union Square subway station?

As far as I can tell, the main purpose of these is to go bowling for people. Oh and maybe so tourists can take photos and post them to their facebook page.

$104???

I mean seriously MTA? $104 for a monthly metrocard? What are you going to put down there, solid gold rails? Luxury sleeper cars so I can take a nap? Complimentary Starbucks Grande Lattes with every ride? The MOMA permanent collection? Unicorns?!?!?

Fuck you MTA. How about maybe doing something about the G train before you wallet-rape me.

Signed,

I Hate the Subway blog

Meow

Lady on the subway today wearing tie dye shorts, sports bra top, Teva sandals, fanny pack, and a button that said "My significant other goes 'meow.'" Yeah, no kidding.

Winning at life

This was about 1pm on a Saturday. Dudes already had a rough day.

Who begat Jebediah again?

Really, reading the bible on the L? Complete with highlighted passages? Forget any hipster cred you have accrued, buddy, you are gonna have to start from scratch now. Unless this is some sort of performance art? OMG, this guy is a genius.

P.S. I know I'm going to hell already... this blog just seals the deal.

Labor Day

I'm gonna go ahead and say that the NYC subway system is pretty much the last place on earth you'd want to give birth if you are pregnant. Sucks for this lady. Although, it sounds like she was already in labor when she decide to take the subway back to Brooklyn, so she was sorta asking for it. Just proves what I have always said: the stupidest people on earth can be found in 2 places - the subway and the airport. Bet she'd fly at 8 1/2 months pregnant too.

(thanks to Heather Kleinert for sending this one in)

Sit with your legs wider whydoncha

jerk

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