Who begat Jebediah again?

Really, reading the bible on the L? Complete with highlighted passages? Forget any hipster cred you have accrued, buddy, you are gonna have to start from scratch now. Unless this is some sort of performance art? OMG, this guy is a genius.

P.S. I know I'm going to hell already... this blog just seals the deal.

Labor Day

I'm gonna go ahead and say that the NYC subway system is pretty much the last place on earth you'd want to give birth if you are pregnant. Sucks for this lady. Although, it sounds like she was already in labor when she decide to take the subway back to Brooklyn, so she was sorta asking for it. Just proves what I have always said: the stupidest people on earth can be found in 2 places - the subway and the airport. Bet she'd fly at 8 1/2 months pregnant too.

(thanks to Heather Kleinert for sending this one in)

Sit with your legs wider whydoncha

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