Saturday, May 8, 2010

Deep Thoughts

Why, oh why, do men use hair gel if they're balding? I really don't understand. I mean, I suppose that they think, "hey, I'm tall, its not that anyone is going to see the top of my head anyway, let's put some Dep up in that shit." Except that, since chivalry is obviously dead and you decided that you needed that seat more than I did even though I got on the train ahead of you, all I'm going to have to look at all the way from Wall Street to Union Square, is the top of your head. And I had a whole ten minutes to ponder your choice of hair products and why you would choose such a thing. And unfortunately for you, I also took your picture and posted it on my blog where I bitch about such things.

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